At the airport, a man sat down to empty his bowels before boarding, and self-consciously questioning whether he should release his initial gas like a gentleman, he instead decided to let it fly, and when he did, one of the other toilet patrons respectfully said “Fuck yeah!”

Charles J. March III is a hospital corpsman veteran whose work has been put out by Alien Buddha Press, Sublunary Review, Plutonics Journal, Atlas Obscura, Angel Rust, Misery Tourism, among others. More can be found at LinkedIn & SoundCloud.